English names made blatantly, and terribly, Spanish

Yhudit (Judith)

Estefania (Stephanie)

Just a few traveling tales

La isla de Lobos

The last month or so has been full of travels and adventures. I took an amazingly sunny and beach-filled long weekend to Fuerteventura in the Canary Islands with Pelayo (due to my mother you should all know who he is by now), my parents and aunties paid me a visit and we trekked all over Northern Spain, and a German girl I met traveling three years ago in Scotland also came to check out Asturias for a few days.

The Canary Islands are always a surprise... all proceeding from volcanic eruptions, the terrain is rocky, dark, hilly, flat and sandy all at the same time. The islands are always invaded with sun-crisped English tourists (sun-burnt doesn't begin to cover the degree of skin damage acquired here by the funny-accented whiteys)... but with a five minute drive outside of the resort and karaoke bar strip you discover paradise that can only be described as volcano-licious.

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Familia!

And then I was lucky enough to have my parents and my aunties visit for a little over a week. Before I begin to hammer out what was our week of sight-seeing, I have to explain the meaning and importance of our family version of "the good book." On all of our family trips that add up to more than two people, someone from the fam goes to the highly useful public library (do you sometimes also forget that public libraries exist?) and lends/borrows (yes I'm an English teacher but still don't remember the different between these two words) the up and coming Rick Steve's book. On our trips, we follow this book as if we were jesus freaks following the bible. We walk, sit, eat, drink and enjoy things wherever the book tells us we have to. Why? Rick Steve is witty. Aaand somehow, he and his crew or writers find extremely interesting things about the city that the whole family can enjoy. Do I sound like a commercial? Yes. But why is this so important? When you travel in big groups the hardest thing is making a damn decision. If you just follow the good book, the trip ends up being enjoyable... but most importantly thought and fight-free.

"This is a reading by Charlie from the good book..."

During their time here, we I drove over 1,000 miles and sight-saw the shit outta Northern Spain. In the past we've always ended up with fun-sized European clown cars and suffered through our long drives... but lessons were learned and this time around the car was actually big enough for five people and five pieces of luggage. We also didn't go anywhere without a handy GPS, which was un-handily only in Spanish. So, not only did I spend the week translating in restaurants, shops, and any public place imaginable... I also spent the week saying "take a right, take a left, go through the rotunda and..."

Aaaalmost pouring cider

Their first days in Asturias were spent drinking cider in Gijon, over-eating in Oviedo and fighting the rain in Aviles. After a full evening of attempting to follow the GPS, we arrived in cloudy Santiago de Compostela and stayed put for a couple of days. Rainy mornings brought sunny afternoons and lots of photo taking with my dad's new camera.

Santiago de Compostela

Santiago is a unique place that attracts people from all over the world, not just simply for being a mysterious, ancient town, but for the famous Camino de Santiago, a pilgrimage to the tomb of St. James (obviously housed in this rockin' church). For more than 1,000 years, pilgrims have been walking to Santiago from wherever in Europe for whatever reason. They used to arrive smelly and sick, but now arrive with modern backpacks, cameras, and many new friends. No longer just a religious tradition, people will do the walk just to do it and say it was done! En fin, enchanted by pilgrim's tales, the cathedral's history, and our 3-star hotel for the price of a 2... we all fell in love with this city.

(Just last night I met an Asturian guy who swears that this Catholic pilgrimage was originally not a religious tradition at all, but in fact a pre-Catholic, Roman tradition as a walk to the "end of the world." Before the continent of America was found by Columbus, Spain and Portugal were nicknamed as the end of the world. Europeans believed that if they kept sailing past the Iberian Peninsula, they'd simply fall off the end of the world. Lets shout a HOORAY to the catholic church for, over and over again, changing history to suit them!)

Next on our tour of the green coast was a night in Ribadeo, a town bordering the states of Galicia and Asturias. A morning trip to the market to buy home-made cheese, ham, chorizo and freshly baked bread worked out perfectly for our rocky beach side picnic later in the day.

Our last stop while touring the green coast was in breathtaking Cudillero. I had never heard anyone speak of Cudillero before, it was a random stop chosen from my free "Asturias" tourism book that ended up being one of the best of the whole trip. A teeny, tiny little pueblo literally built into a hill, Cudillero was a stronghold back in the middle ages, when it spent quite a while fighting off invaders from the sea. Now a tourist trap kinda place in summer, a walk around this town drops your jaw and stays stuck in your memory forever.

The fam checking out the Foreign Languages department

To wrap up our Northern tour, we had lunch at my school. My family got the chance to meet my (shhh) favorite group of students- they were working as waiters that day- and my students had the chance to do their jobs in English. We had some good laughs, as my dad screwed up the pronunciation of a dish we were eating... instead of saying "I love the pisto" he said "I love the pito" which is a slang word for penis. That served as a great lesson Monday morning with my students= Making mistakes is the best way to learn! And, the most embarrassing mistakes are the most important ones, because you'll never forget!

Our last moments as a group were spent wandering the streets in Madrid, eating over-priced food, and getting ripped off by numerous bartenders. The only disappointing thing about this trip was the negative treatment we received by Spanish employees in the tourist industry- whether restaurants, museums, hotels or simply walking down the street, we got kicked over and over again by the rude, ignorant people who treated us like walking money just for wearing tennis shoes and being American. It's quite unfortunate to say that in this sense, Spain lost a couple big points this trip.

The enchanting, tourist-infested city of Toledo was the very last stop for Auntie Chris, Cathy and I. We enjoyed our last rounds with "the good book" and walked around like zombies... completely exhausted from a week of walking, driving, eating and drinking, we enjoyed the city via a the typical double-decker, bright red tourist bus that is now available for your use in most major tourist cities across the world. But what can I say is, sometimes you have to give into your aching feet and simply enjoy the view.

And last but not least, a happy 60th to my auntie Cathy,

who came all the way to Spain to celebrate!

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Three years ago, when I was experiencing my very first months living abroad in Barcelona, I traveled to Scotland with my dear friend Andrew. On our Isle of Skye bus tour we met a sweet German girl named Maggie and ever since kept in touch via postcards and emails. This last December I met up with her in Berlin and in early April she came to see me in Asturias. She was only here for a few days but got to see the beach, mountains and sider (of course!). The more people I meet traveling and wandering around the world, the more I realize how crazy hard it is to keep in touch and to actually get to see those people again... It's a pretty sweet feeling when you actually manage to keep in touch with someone who lives half way across the world!

...hasta luego!!

Bagpipin' Asturians

Surprise, surprise. Did you know Asturian people are pretty much Irish?

Upon moving up North, I have noticed that most people are fair skinned with lighter eyes and hair. It is not common, yet not crazily un-common to see a blonde haired, blue eyed Asturian walking the streets. I even have a student that I figured was a foreign exchange student from Sweden. Turns out his name is Carlos...

It did not take too long to discover that Asturias has a Celtic past, and, well, present... I guess that would also mean it has a future, right?

Along with whitey skin, la gaita (the bagpipe), is a huge part of Asturian culture. Shit, there is even a sidra (cider) named El Gaitero (the bagpipe player). Forget "OLE" and flamenco, here it is all about the kilt.

On the streets today, I heard proof. As I walked home from running errands I heard a dad yell at his son:

• "No me toques la gaita!"
• Literal translation: Don't touch my bagpipe!!
• Meaning translation: Leave me alone!

And I walked home happily, laughing alone.

Check out this map of current Celtic nations... I hope you are just as surprised as I am... or am I the only one who did not know Celts ever left the greater Ireland/Scotland metro area?

UP WITH YER KILT

Biking is sexy

My mountain-man roommate Oscar is overly kind and generous and the last few weeks has been letting me use his bike whenever he is out of town or just simply isn't using it. This bike is officially an legend in my world.

I have been told that the bike is older than I am. I have been told it was once used for racing. My butt has told me that its hard seat really, really hurts. A lot. My feet tell me my stylish boots aren't adequate for it's racing pedals. The cars tell me "Damn, you can almost keep up with us so I will respect your space." My knee tells me to slow down. My soul, yes my soul, tells me to keep biking.

This is a bike that is going to get me in trouble.

Why? Well, first off, it's amazzzzzzzzzingly light. It is made out of aluminum and is fancy. I swear this bike weighs around 5 pounds, if that. Via the google search I just performed, the lightest "legal" weight for a bike is 4 pounds. It could be that I have no idea how much things generally weigh but I honestly believe his bike is pushing the legal limits... I can throw it over my shoulder as easy as a purse and carry it down the stairs like a baby. On this kind of fancy racing bike you speed, shit, you fly down the road.

Sounds amazing. So, what's the problem, you ask? The problem is that I am falling in love and I am going to have to buy one. And lightweight flying bike machines are expensive.

His bike looks something like this. Yes, it's pink.

Now, we all know that I've been here since October. In the five months that have passed I have never been hit on while walking down the road. I mean, it's not all so uncommon for Spanish men to yell "guapaaa" at you as you pass by if they find you even partially attractive. Well, I've been increasingly impressed by the men here in Gijon, that they don't yell at you like a piece of meat as you walk down the road like they do in Barcelona, Jaen, etc..... Here I was thinking that they were more respectful men that didn't want to offend women by, you know, being idiots.

Well, I was wrong. Turns out they are just cowards. Because, the first day I got on this bike I got hit on three times in ten minutes. I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating. Three times in ten minutes! And after five months of not a peep from anyone! The second time I rode the bike I got another two, and today I got another one.

Why is this a problem? It's a problem because one of these days I am going to turn around to scream insults back at them and I am going to fall off the bike.

Wish me luck...

"Una americanada"

Sometimes, it's surprising to hear the things that come out of people's mouths.

The other day a woman in her early fifties decided to use me as her temporary psychologist. Why, I don't know. I think that sometimes, humans find more comfort and support in strangers than in friends and family. Sometimes, it's easier.

"Molly, I'm separated. I am going through my second divorce...."

I would put in my dialog, but as many conversations where I am the linguistically challenged one against a chatty monologuing Spanish woman, I usually end up saying less, little, or nothing at all.

"You know, not too long ago, divorce wasn't common in Spain. And, ooof, this is my second one! Imagine! My second!!"

"My first marriage, well, it was an American marriage, I was young and it didn't mean anything..."

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People all across the world keep amazing me in both positive and negative ways...

But I have to say... what is consistently the most amazing thing is how people, all over the world, think that they can say whatever the fuck they want about America and American culture, like they actually know anything about it. Yes you have been to New York City, congrats, and yes you have seen movies, but no that isn't me, that isn't my people, and that isn't my country.

In the end, it's all about big mouths and small ears.

Recoger...

I knew a few boxes of Mac n' Cheese were waiting for me being that mail office counter... as I awaited patiently for my "recoger" number to be called, I noticed a certain lady behind the counter was wearing a strange shirt. It had some soft, fuzzy looking squares on it with loose strings hanging off of each square's bottom left corner.

To my great surprise, when my number was called, I was called to her desk. That fabulously ugly shirt had English on it. And it read, "Touch me softly."

I really wish she understood...

The glory of living in a small city...

I ran into three of my students tonight while out and about around Gijon.

One of them asked me how my trip home to England was. During the last four months I have probably mentioned Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, as my home at the very least once every other week... if not every week... is it possible for someone to be paying so LITTLE attention to not know what continent I am from?!?

And when I said it took me six hours to fly to NYC and then another three to get home to MPLS for Christmas, you'd think it would connect that I DON'T LIVE IN EUROPE! I didn't know it was possible...