Little Facts about Barcelona 2007
1. Old men walk with their hands held behind their backs.
2. Spaniards are OBSESSED with saving energy because utilities are so expensive and scarce.
3. Long showers don’t exist. If it’s longer than 8 minutes you’re American and ridiculous.
4. They are also obsessed with every single door in the house being closed at all times (and they also have a lot more doors).
5. Fat people do not exist here. Anyone overweight is over 65.
6. All the music played in stores (of any kind) is really terrible American 80’s and 90’s music. Celine Dion and Mariah Carey always top the list.
7. Everyone is stylish- but weird 80s stylish. Ankle tight jeans are very popular, along with high-heel knee-high boots, and tights or leggings.
8. The city smells pretty bad.
9. Everyone smokes cigarettes.
10. Siesta doesn’t really exist in the big city, but lots of shops and stores close for two hours from lunch (1:30-3:30).
11. They eat five times a day. Breakfast at 8am, snack at 11am, lunch 2pm (their big meal), snack 5pm, dinner 10pm.
12. You can get a bocadillo anywhere for pretty cheap and they’re always delicious!
13. A huge piece of French bread (baguette) costs $.50.
14. They can talk at 5million miles a second a still understand each other.
15. Public transportation is amazing. There’s always the metro, the bus, the train, or your own feet.
16. When you order a pop at a restaurant it comes in a can and a glass with no ice.
17. You can’t get tap water at a restaurant.
18. They don’t really drink water here… but you can get a 1 liter bottle of water at the grocery store for $0.30!!!
19. Mopeds are everywhere!
20. They take “public display of affection” to a whole new level.
21. Hanging out at someone’s house doesn’t happen. To spend time with friends you meet at a bar, restaurant or café.
22. All of their convenient shops end with “ia.” Panadería (bakery), Farmacía (pharmacy), Perfumería (Perfume and makeup shop), Peluquería (hair salon).
23. Milk and juice for drinking at home comes in cardboard boxes that you can keep warm for a long time.
24. Chocolate is everywhere! Every block there’s a bakery that sells tons of chocolate covered/filled croissants and goodies. Nummy!
25. Cell phone minutes are really expensive and can be paid for by contract or by pre-pay.
26. To be able to walk to the grocery store and back home after shopping, lots of people own bags similar to a rolling suitcase to carry their groceries in.
27. Dogs are everywhere, poop everywhere, and go without a leash- without a problem.
28. For an area to be considered a “park” here it just has to be a brown sandy/dusty area with a few benches.
29. The blinds are outside of the house and you open and close them with a cord inside the room.
30. They don’t drink tap water.
31. Chocolate is king here!
32. Clubs (discotecas) are open until the wee hours of the morning (7am, 9am, anyone?)